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silly I saw something I thought was funny in the paper the other day. There was an article titled "Celebrating Differences." It was about some big multi-cultural festival up in Calgary that was going on. Anyhow, it was the title I got a chuckle off of. I can picture a couple good ol' cowboy hicks wandering around "Celebrating Differences" at said festival...
"Hey Hank! Check out dem paki's! Sure am glad we ain't like them eh!"
"No kiddin John, or how bout dem chinks? They sure are wierd! Sure are glad we're us eh?"
"You know Hank, seems like we oughta throw us a good party just to celebrate that we's we and not them that's for sure!"
on the other side of the line...
"Ho! Look at funny whiteman's! He so big head, he so smell like poo! We sure glad we no like dem!"
Anyhow, you get the idea. heehee! silly newspaperpersons!
Moving on...
Last week I had a really disturbing dream!! Yikes!! The entire dream was building up this momentus moment when the identity of my ARCH NEMESIS would be revealed!!!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!! Picture such epic moments as when Luke Skywalker meets Darth Vader, or Theseus meets the Minotaur, or Achilles meets Hector!!! (cause all three of those are in the same realm of course). Anyhow, so my Nemesis finally shows up and.... (drum roll......!!!!!) IT'S A LLAMA WITH AN EYEPATCH AND A PEG LEG!!! AHHHHHAHhahahahahpoo. Anyhow, I have to say that I was really disapointed. I mean... rrgg.. while no one wants to be defeated by their enemy, one wants to at least have a "cool" and loathsome enemy worthy of respect. But I simply couldn't be happy about getting a darn Llama for an enemy. So we had this pathetic swordfight with plastic swords and he wasn't really good at it so we just kind of waved them around. The whole time I was thinking... "This sucks... Indiana Jones gets the Nazis, and I get a bloody llama!" poo.
However, life has been good aside from the llama incident. At least I know that all I need to defeat my ultimate enemy is a Peruvian with a stick.
I made chicken for dinner! It was good! It was baked chicken.
Salish is k... oops she just deleted what I was writing. darn, it was oh so hot!
In other news, I bought a computer which should be here this week!!! so excited!!! It's been too long since I had my own computer.
And thats all... later!
-pc.
Anonymous
October 4 2005, 22:15:00 UTC 6 years ago
~S :)
October 5 2005, 00:05:12 UTC 6 years ago
Anonymous
October 5 2005, 14:22:14 UTC 6 years ago
Llama's and love
Well now, I was thinking about your llama and the truth is it was like some Mario game. The llama was not your enemy, it was just the first in a long stretch of bad guys who are minions of the big enemy. Each one will be stronger and smarter and harder to beat. So keep practicing your nun-chucking, and bow hunting (do not forget the bow spear), and computer hacking skills. How did I reach this conclusion you ask? How would a llama get an eye patch and a peg leg? Not without the help of something, something more sinister that recruited it in its broken state to act as its minion of doom and to test you out to determine your strength prior to your final battle with your greatest enemy.and by the way I would not run if Salish wants to be a llama, because they have great eyes. Now do not read into this in any way please because it could get me into a lot or trouble if you did.
Aaron (yes I know I signed it this time)
October 5 2005, 17:43:42 UTC 6 years ago
Re: Llama's and love
Eyes eh! I like! You're a thinker there Aaron! Now the apprehension has returned.. when will my wicked foe finally reveal himself? Or shalt I have to face countless more minions in ever mounting chapters of conflict before I fight the final fight??? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!!